I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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