I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
