I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
