if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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