Whatcha textin bout Willis?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just forgot I was standing up.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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