You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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