We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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