Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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