he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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