Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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