...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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