No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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