I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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