So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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