Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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