i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
