I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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