What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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