Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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