Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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