even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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