he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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