I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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