can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You ruined the universe
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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