is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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