id be glad to
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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