I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Less talking, more tequila
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
whose parrot is this?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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