I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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