the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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