doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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