I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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