Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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