I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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