if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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