Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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