There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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