And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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you didnt know i had herpes?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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