I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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