she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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