I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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