Buhtt sex?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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