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what?
penguin condom
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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