so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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