i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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