My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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