do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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