And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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