so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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