i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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