Dual....:-)
My underwear smells like fireworks.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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