You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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