Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
