I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
