I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wear drunk well.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
